Thursday, August 30, 2007

Tanggal 31 Bulan 8, 57

This is what I'll do in conjunction with this year's 50th Merdeka celebration.

I shall be all patriotic. I shall be a responsible citizen.

I shall register myself as a voter, finally.

....and then I shall vote for the opposition party.

So what are you going to do this Merdeka?

Happy Merdeka everybody! May we have better years to come.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Why the Hell Did Gwen Still Give Us a Concert...

... when she could've just told us to fuck off for being such a pain in her ass.

Stolen from the People online magazine.

Gwen Stefani played Malaysia as a cover girl. Actually, make that a covered girl.

The singer, 37, revealed next to no skin while performing Tuesday before some 7,000 cheering fans at an indoor stadium.

The new dress code followed some fears expressed by Islamic critics that Stefani's revealing concert costumes might corrupt the country's youth, the Associated Press reports.

Bursting onto the stage in a short-sleeved shirt and black-and-white striped hot pants suit over a black leotard (with black gloves up to her elbows), Stefani announced, "I am very inspired tonight."

What she was inspired to do was, in fact, put on a fashion show, donning a different outfit for every song – among them: "The Sweet Escape," "Rich Girl," "Wind it Up" and "Hollaback Girl." (Cameras were banned from the performance.)

Stefani's vow of modestly came as a result of a charge by the 10,000-member National Union of Malaysian Muslim Students that her revealing outfits and cheeky performances clashed with traditional Islamic values.

The opposition Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party also blamed her for promoting promiscuity and corrupting the nation's youth.

Under Malaysian government rules, a female artist must be covered from her shoulders to her knees. Also prohibited: jumping, shouting or throwing of objects onstage or at the audience. Talent may also not hug or kiss, and their clothes must not carry obscene or drug-related images or messages.

Speaking to the local entertainment publication Galaxie, Stefani said she had adapted her act to Malaysia, which she termed a "major sacrifice."

"I've been in the music industry for 20 years and this is the first time that I'm facing opposition from people who have misunderstood me," she was quoted as saying – adding, "I'm not a bad girl."

So.. because I'm a complete retard.... I've got silly question to ask - how does an artist's costume and an artist makes one promiscuous and corrupted? I also went to university, even got my degree and everything, but I swear I've never heard that kinda thing before lah. Sigh, maybe I slept through that module and missed the entire bit about how performers and what they wear make everybody want to indulge in drunken drugged orgies.

Well if that's the case then they should try and ban Astro also mah. Got MTV. Got Channel V. Got all the rapper videos with their big booty scantily clad women. Even our local artists also must ban lah. Hannah T and her sorry excuse for soft porn MTVs. Reshmonu's MTV full of skimpy hot chicks dirty dancing ala gangster rap style. I'm afraid I might just fuck everybody lah.

Also, why not ban Mawisux? Not only Mawisux is an ugly fuck and can't bloody sing for shit, he was also involved in so many freaking HUGE scandals which was splashed ALL over the news. Don't his scandals clash with traditional Islamic values and contributes to the corruption of today's youth? No ah?

I guess not lah. Which explains why his barf inducing face is still on instant noodle packaging and giant billboards lah, and why so many kids still worship the ground he walks on. I bet your little toe that the there are SOME people from the same group who protested against Gwen Stefani were the SAME people who are still BIG FANS of Mawisux..... but of course, my statement here carries as much weight as the statement which implies that foreign artists gives me this uncontrollable urge to jump on every stranger I meet on the street.

Talk about double standard.

I wouldn't blame Gwen one bit if she had decided to stop her tour at Singapore and give us the finger. But nooooo! Not only did she NOT cancel her performance or pull some silent protest stunt on us, she gave into the restrictions and even had the cheek to give us a helluva awesome performance.

Sigh. She's so awesome lah.

And that's all I've got to say about that. Kthx.

OHAI! I want 2 B Harajuku gurl 2!

Friday, August 17, 2007



But somebody's gotta pay for the freaking booze innit?

ads = money = booze = I am happy = less tiny furry creatures die.


Saving tiny furry creatures!

It's all for a good cause!


Ohai. I b a tainee fuhree kreachur too.

Monday, August 13, 2007

A Meme From The Suan.

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

1) Exordinarily Ordinary
3) Wondering As I Wander
4) As Suanie Sees It
5) Fireangelism

Select five people to tag:
1) KY
2) Let's face it, I don't have many friends.

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was 17.... probably studying like made for SPM trials. Or procrastinating FROM studying for my SPM trials.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
According to my blog, I was drowning gummy bears.

Five snacks you enjoy
Er... I'll eat almost anything available when I'm hungry lah. Beggars can't be choosers.

Five songs that you know all the lyrics to
Erm. Nothing current because I don't know what they're crying about anymore.

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire
1. Move out
2. Give my family some money
3. Go on an Europe/America tour
4. Invest the rest.
5. Dream about quitting my job, but I know I can't because 1 million doesn't last forever.

Five bad habits
Procrastinating. Swearing too much. Thinking about drinking too much. That's about it.

Five things you like doing
Drinking. X5

Five things you would never wear again
Short skirts.
Heavy make up
hair curled

Five favourite toys
Only one. My spanking new MP3 player. :)

Thursday, August 2, 2007

^_^ V

Today, all cute furry creatures, babies, rainbows and gummy bears shall rejoice as they roam free without the fear of being eaten.

Just because it's my birthday.


Wednesday, August 1, 2007

i is sorreh.

It's ironic.

I pay for my hosting now.
But I almost don't update anymore.


Sorreh. I is verry busehs.

Still haven't gotten the hang of the job yet.

Work is literally taking up all my time, and by the time I get home at night, even if I really wanted to, I'll won't even have the energy to switch on the freaking PC to watch pr0n (I don't even have pr0n. wtf.)

Anyway. Happy new month! I will officially be 27 soon. Don't ask me self-reflecting questions or questions relating to my achievements because it might make me want to GOODBAI WORLD slit my throat and end it all kthx.

Updates soon? Maybe? Well there better be!